TRUE STORY
Every Monday, I discuss the weekend's tennis with my friend in the office next to mine. Here's how it went today...
Me: You're not going to believe this - our tennis team won on Saturday and Sunday! We're still in the playoffs!
Him: Cool! I didn't get to play yesterday and I am dying to hear how we did.... What team did you play?
Me: (thinking) ... Sweet Bottom
Him: (Pause, smile gone) Sweet Bottom? That's my team!
Me: No! (awkward pause) Aw man ... sorry 'bout that.
Him: (dejected, starts typing on his computer and looks away) well ... congratulations.
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